#things mulder say when he can’t control his
bonerboyish atitude and agility next to scully#a porn film flashed into Scully’s eyes on the second gif
I understand Mulder’s arousal here. If someone discovered a perfectly preserved P-51, I’d be turned on too.
Tammy Duckworth (Iraq war vet, Congressional candidate, double amputee, former Black Hawk pilot) is her amazing self in an interview with The American Prospect. (via thepoliticalnotebook)
She. Is. Awesome. Seriously, Google her and dare yourself not to be impressed.
I often wonder how much The X-Files theme song and the bits of dialogue I heard from my bedroom when I was little influenced by interest in all things unexplained and unexplaineable.
The number of times I look to the stars and wonder.
Barney, the three days rule is insane. I mean, who even came up with that?
Jesus.
Barney, don't do this, not with Jesus.
Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he'd have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday." and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude." And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle. And then the dude would be like "Uh, okay. Whatever you say, bro."
Wow, ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday! Everybody's busy! Doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' their beards. Nooo. He waits the exact right number of days: Three.
Okay, I promise, I'll wait three days just please stop talking.
...
Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already. They're all in there "Oh nooo. Jesus is dead."
Then BAM he bursts through the back door. Runs up the aisle. Everyone's totally psyched. And FYI, that's when he invented the high five.
Three days Ted. We wait three days to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.
True story.
A combination of:
Janeway lecturing Harry for having sex with some alien chick.
Despite all that I think I’d still want to join Starfleet.I guarantee that 90% of those pages can be reduced down to DO NOT IN ANY WAY EMULATE THE CONDUCT OF JAMES T KIRK.
I’M GONNA EMULATE THE CRAP OUT OF JAMES T KIRK.
victoriansilurianlesbianthespian:
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way to Thor’s Hammer
WHERE DID THIS AWESOMENESS COME FROM OHMYGOD
OMG
Reblogging because Coulson
yesssssssssss
COULSON
PHEEEEEEELS
I was waiting for this to show up on my dash yessss
I LOVE HIM SO
My god. I just realized that when I have nothing to do all day I eat lots of cereal and watch political talk shows. All. Day. Long.
Also, has anyone ever noticed that Gov. Romney never talks about being governor? Ever? Could it be because he was a pro-choice, “better for gay rights than Ted Kennedy,” governor?
The man was picked up late Wednesday in Camden, N.J., according to a law enforcement official, and was being questioned Thursday by the Manhattan district attorney’s office, which is heading the probe by the FBI and police. The law enforcement official said the man has been tied to the case in the past.
“An individual now in custody has made statements to NYPD detectives implicating himself in the disappearance and death of Etan Patz 33 years ago,” Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said in a statement. Kelly said he expected to release additional details later Thursday.
The man’s emergence as a person of interest was not related to the search of a Manhattan basement in April, according to a person familiar with the investigation.
The family still lives in SoHo, which was a working-class neighborhood at the time of Patz’s disappearance, but now is a much trendier place with skyrocketing rents that has little in common with the neighborhood from when Patz went missing. The family has held out, in part, on the off chance that their son might try calling one day. He was declared legally dead in 2001.
I’m sitting here watching MSNBC and eating cereal while yelling at a Fmr. Sen. Santorum spokesperson for sounding stupid about education.
Essentially, he thinks we should take money away from the education system, but the left (me) doesn’t want to let him because we have a nice “fiefdom” set up. Yes, he said fiefdom. Also, he’s wearing what I can best describe as a suit made of golden retriever fur. My little brother is looking at me like I’m crazy for carrying on a dialogue with the television.
Also, Gov. Romney is completely wrong about teacher’s unions, charter schools, and vouchers. The D.C. Scholarship Program to give low-income students vouchers to attend private D.C. schools that was established in 2002 has not improved achievement even a miniscule amount according to most studies. Show me a legitimate study that says otherwise and I’ll change my mind. Right now, the numbers don’t lie.